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Sunday, December 31st, 2006
10:26 pm	Happy new year everyone, I hope this year is good for you :) (Comment on this)
Monday, December 25th, 2006
9:41 pm	Merry Christmas everyone *hugs* Current Mood: happy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 7th, 2006
12:14 am	Love Actually is actually a brilliant brilliant film...its so Christmassy and lovey, you just have to watch it. I have seen loads of times before, but it was on TV tonight and it still just blows me away. And the fucker still makes me cry, I hate chick flicks... I just wish that love really worked out like that... What I wouldnt give for a romantic Christmas, you know that stupid, only ever happens in the movies moment... Ah well back to the work! Current Mood: contemplative (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
3:10 pm	Thought I'd share this gem :) Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks, therefore I went back to Girlfriend this time version 1.1 but this surprisingly had the same problems as the previous version. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.1 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. After problems with every version of Girlfriend I eventually decided to upgrade to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. or it would uninstall itself While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus (first six months only) and Cleanhouse 2004 although it is impossible to get Blowjob 1.0 to work with it Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Help requested Kind Regards, Any Man Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 17th, 2006
6:02 pm	Apparently "Hi Welcome back This is to just let you know that the first class for module CA1068 will be on Monday at 2pm in room 3508. There will be no other classes for this module in this first week See you Monday Colin" I didnt get this, Greg told me about it, is this right? Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: Cranberries - Just my imagination (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 11th, 2006
11:23 am	Because I'm kind! Because I couldnt make head nor tail of it when I first got the new timetable, I made this, and because I'm kind I thought I would share it with you! I'm guessing we just go to the 11 o clock class on Monday and see whats going on? See ya all there! Current Mood: productive (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 6th, 2006
2:34 pm	Oh fuck.... I have just been offered a job. A proper job. As a VIDEO EDITOR... Holy crap... Current Mood: stunned (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 19th, 2006
4:33 pm	30 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them, with what comes to mind first, then REPOST them yourself in your LJ! 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think? I really need to get better makeup remover. 2. When is the next time you will have sex? Lol! I dont want to have to think about that it might depress me! 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"? Muck! 4.What's your fav. planet? Mars, the nicest tasting :P 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? Er an 0800 number - i have no idea who it belongs to! 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? "Hello Moto" it reminds me of me dad! 7. What shirt are you wearing? A purple one 8. Do you "label" yourself? Im a geek, i dont care. 9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? Er, bare feet... 10. Bright or Dark Room? Bright during the day, dark at night or for developing photos! 11. What do you think about the last person who took this survey? Hes annoying for posting this and therefore compelling me to reply! 12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep in? The one not in dead mans position. 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Er, watching Deal or No Deal I think, and getting told off for texting! 14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile? "Yes thats exactly wot they are :P" 15. Who is the coolest person in your life? Er... 16. What's a word that you say a lot? "Meep" 17.Who told you he/she loved you last? Er, my mummy i think :D 18. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? A few panadols for me poor aching head/back/ankle/etc... 19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? Its all digital baby. 20. Favorite age you have been so far? I had a great time at about 14... 21. Your worst enemy? Heh. 22. What is your current desktop picture? "Vortec Space" 23. What was the last thing you said to someone? To a human, "see ya later", to a someone "ur a bad boy" - to my dog! 24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take? I would love to be able to fly, but i dont think i would turn down the money! 25. Do you like someone? I like lots of people. 26. The last song you listened to? Er, does the Charmed theme tune count? 27. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, what would you do? I would find a gun, and shoot the baddy! 28. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be? Hmm 29. What is the closest object to your left foot? My trouser leg 30. What are you angry about right now? That there was a power cut earlier and i actually bothered to come back and finish typing this up - ah hate maself 8-) Current Mood: sore (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 13th, 2006
10:32 pm	The greatest near death experience of my life! Well today was just the bestest day! Well sorta...I nearly got crushed to death, but then i did manage to wrangle tickets for the BIG WEEKEND, and thereby seeing SNOW PATROL - who are the best band ever you know! I didnt get tickets in the post, but amazingly Cat had a friend who had a friend who had tickets that he didnt want, and so after a lot of random organising, i managed to get two of those tickets! YEY! I love you Cat! I seriously owe you a drink (or 10)! So me and tash run along to the big weekend, it was huge, and amazing! The tents were cool! We went to the main stage and slowly started to edge our way to the front... Orson were really good, i totally wanted the guys hat tho it rocked! Then we were less than 10 rows from the front and Razorlight came on, and everyone went insane. They played some new stuff, but when they played their older stuff that everyone knew, it went mental...there was so much pushing and shoving and it was really scary! Me and tash got split up and i ended up getting so insanely crushed, seriously couldnt breathe - it was a really frightening experience. So tash decided to drag me outta there, which turned out to be just as difficult, as we were literally swimming against the tide. At one point I was dragged so far forward so quickly that i lost my feet and for a moment was surfing! Not a good thing tho, very very scary. So after that we ran away for a bit! Got some chips and relaxed. Wandered over to the signing tent where we saw Orson, and then Snow Patrol. It was cool, we were only standing a few feet away from them. After that, we sat outside and listened to Muse, then got cold and headed for the tent again. Unforch we had to listen to The Streets and then shitty dance music by Mylo (tho he was wearing a sponge bob square pants top, which redeemed him slightly). And after that SNOW PATROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were just brilliant! And they had a really good mix of old stuff and new stuff (their new album rocks btw u need to get it now!) they were just so ssoooo good. Shiney! So we went to leave and i think i had aquired a dislocated toe due to too much boucing around to Snow Patrol. I say dislocated, coz i thought it was broken at first - i was in so much pain! but as time went on it suddenly felt better, so im assuming that was after it popped back into place. Its still a bit sore now, but im sure ill live ;) So that was my day at the big weekend! I was so shocked to be able to go (thanks again Cat), but i had a brilliant time! I got to see Snow Patrol, which is what i really wanted to do, so I am happy :D Wow, long post there, not that i expect you to have read it all! :P Current Mood: buzzed Current Music: Primal Scream (I'm watching the podcast) (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 7th, 2006
6:39 pm	Im so happy :D Current Mood: content (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 30th, 2006
5:31 pm	OMFG! I have had the best news ever today! I have been asked to do a commission!!!! Long story short my website for Digital Media Practice was online for a while, and i sent it out to a few people...well my dad showed his work colleagues, and one of them was so impressed with my animation of Arty (my dog) that im doing for my personal project, that he said to my dad, if I pay her will she do one of my dog? Er HELL YES! I love creating them, and payment = YEY! Details are mega sketchy at the moment, it was only really mentioned in passing, but he is serious about it! Looks like I have a project for over summer :D In other news, i have really surprised myself with my courseworks...Digital Media Practice was handed in a day early and 3D is ready to hand in today (tho havent decided if i can be bothered to leave the flat and hand it in today!) It feels nice to be in control of them! Also how cool is the email receipt thing, such a good idea! *Bounces* Current Mood: bouncy (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 27th, 2006
4:16 pm	Procrastination Much? What Famous Leader Are You? personality tests by similarminds.com Can you tell its coursework deadline time? On a random note, i stayed up till 7am this morning! Current Mood: okay Current Music: The birds tweeting (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 26th, 2006
10:25 pm	I love Photoshop. I dont think theres a program out there that tops it. Its easy to use, and yet complicated enough to make things look fantastic. Lets all just take a minute to bless Adobe, for their brilliance. People like Marcomedia and Discreet could learn a lot from you guys. Good job! Meep... That is all Current Mood: optimistic Current Music: The rain on my window - again (Comment on this)
Friday, March 24th, 2006
3:44 pm	And people wonder why i think 3DSM should die and burn in hell? Let me tell you something, i am not, repeat NOT doing my measurements again! LoL! Aside from that coursework is going well...i dont feel worried or stressed about it at the moment, which at this stage in the game is weird. It just all seems to be under control. Im really liking my website for DMP, and have done absolutely shit loads of research, so go me...and it was actually random researching for it that has given me the solution to what i want to do with my life! Specifically the next four years, which is really good! Been going through a stage where i didnt know what i wanted to do anymore, thought, theres no way im ever gonna be an animator, coz lets face it, im not that good, or even that dedicated...i was even questioning the point of 4th year...well anyways, long story short i have found the masters degree im gonna go and do after this, it sounds amazing! Its a two year one, but its only an hours drive away from my house at home, so i could live at home for another two years! How much would that rock? For me, a lot! So thats the new plan, and im so inspired by it its giving me the motivation to keep going! So to get on this course im gonna stay and do 4th year, which is the right decision...i had already made it, but i got talking about it with Lee (my badminton captain who has done like 2 PHDs) and he was like yeah 3 years is a degree but its only seen as a PASS not as an actual proper degree, it looks like you just scraped through, and that looks bad for employers. Also if you wanted to go on and do another degree you would need to finish the honours year first...i mean i had already decided to stay on at this point, but his words would have been useful a little while ago when i was unsure! Why is it that nobody tells us these things? But yeah, so overall feeling really psyched up about things...and im really enjoying my personal project, so perhaps next year wont be so shitty after all...plus its another year to spend with u lot, which cant be bad ;) Notice how its deadline time, and procrastination in the form of long LJ entries appear? Ah its great, got to love it! So that was random, but its all goodness :) Current Mood: hungry Current Music: The rain on my window (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 12th, 2006
9:05 pm	I found this in my email inbox this evening, and it made me smile...oh the nostalgia, so I thought I would pass it on :) THE NINETIES ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 15 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS. JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '91' OR '92' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF... YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR" YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL. YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS" YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV. YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD. YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS" YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL. YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT. YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS. YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS. YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY! YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES. YIKES PENCILS WERE THE BEST!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM? YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES. YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART. "TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID. YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED. YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD. YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS. YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE YOU COLLECTED TAZOS. 2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS. RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A BRITISH 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO ANY OF THESE Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: Jack Johnson - Never Know (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 4th, 2006
8:43 pm	Warning major rant up ahead! You know I feel it is time for a rant. I am cranky, I have a headache, I’m tired and really pissed off just now, and have 20 minutes before something good comes on TV. It is defiantly time for a rant. I really hate some people. I cannot believe that some people in this life can be so mean and evil and still get away with it. What is the point in going through life purely to make other people feel bad?! It’s just mean and nasty. Live and let live I say. But oh no. Some people think that by making others feel bad, that it somehow makes them better. Well *NEWSFLASH* it doesn’t. It makes you look stupid and immature. It makes you look like pathetic individuals who have to lord it over other people how great you are. The truth is, if you are great then you shouldn’t need to tell anyone. If you have to point it out, it means you really aren’t that good in the first place. And the greatest people of all are the ones who go unrecognised. This is a sad fact, but the best and nicest people never have fan clubs, they never even usually get praise or gratification. And yet they still keep doing nice things. Does this make them stupid?! Probably, but that is who they are and they aren’t going to change, however many times they get shit on. And it is the nice people that get shit on. And it’s the nice people that take it. And it’s the nice people that smile and let it happen again. While the shitty people who would stab you in the back in an instant, get all the praise and attention and triumph. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD?! So I may not be good at things. I never ever claimed to be. But does that mean that me trying my fucking hardest should be laughed at and told I’m not good enough? I know I’m not good enough. I know that compared to the rest of you I'm a lazy shit. I know I’m a fat lump that can’t move round the badminton court. BUT I TRY. I try my hardest, and when that’s still not good enough I have the good spirit to laugh about it and put on a brave face. It doesn’t matter that I am the one that is usually left to sort out the team. It doesn’t matter that I walk for a whole hour just to get to the training session or match. It doesn’t even matter that even though I know I'm going to loose I turn up and loose with good grace. No. Of course not. Because I’m shit. You like to laugh at me. You like to make me feel small. You like to make me wonder why the fuck I bother in the first place. BUT WHY?! For fucks sake. Everyone has to start somewhere. I will get better at badminton with practise, but you will always have bad manners. I cannot abide people who are rude. I cannot abide people who think they are better than you. I cannot abide people who try and make you feel small. I cannot abide people who try and crush your spirit. I cannot abide people who have no respect for others. I cannot abide people who have no conscious. I cannot abide people who do not consider others. I cannot believe these people get away with being such complete and utter arseholes. There is something very unjust in the world. It is not fair. That is all… Current Mood: cranky (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006
3:06 pm	Paul Harris has to be the best lecturer ever... That is all Current Mood: content (Comment on this)
Sunday, February 19th, 2006
10:12 pm	For the girlies Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. -(Unknown)- The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck- Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome- The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited- If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton- If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt- Current Mood: crappy (Comment on this)
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
10:44 pm	Look what I found! DO IT! You know u wanna ;) "3 questions, ask me, anything u want, I will answer truthfully, no matter what, do the same on ur LJ." I mean it! I will screen the questions and if u really want the truth i will give u the truth! And if they are senstive ill even email them to u instead! :D Current Mood: sleepy (Comment on this)
Friday, January 6th, 2006
10:33 pm	Oooo shiney! Well kids heres something new for u...i come baring ART! This is just a little something I knocked up over the holidays :) I am really proud of it, the best part is I actually managed to finish it! So enjoy...and let me know what you think ;) Current Mood: accomplished (10 Comments |Comment on this)